May 2012
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May 31st
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Me: I have to take Corey to the Philly airport super early and then go to work at the daycare.
Ramsku: Why don't you tell him to take a taxi?
Me: Contrary to popular belief, taxis don't go from West Philadelphia to Bel-Air.
Ramsku: Hmm... they used to.
Ramsku: Maybe he's not fresh enough.
Me: ... Maybe...
May 29th
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What is all this Tony/Steve on my dash. and why is it so interesting.
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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The one in which my inner fangirl shows...
Ramsku: also, here, I got you a present http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48uqiqLlJ1r2uuvuo2_500.jpg
Me: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Me: Is that life size
Me: Am I allowed to hug it
Ramsku: I think so
Me: Holy shit.
Me: want.
Me: only real.
Me: and with Jesse McCartney inside.
May 25th
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That awkward moment when...
FB "Friend": hey i am not asking to be your bf, but
Me: Oh, good thing, that would just be awkward.
FB "Friend: you are good looking and i am and we both love RE. but wait hey why awkward? just wondering do i smell? am i just old?
Me: Well, 1. that'd be a shitty way to ask someone out, 2. Those aren't very good reasons to go out with someone, and 3. I'm not exactly looking at the moment
FB "Friend": Well 1 im not askin you out. 2 if i asked you out it would be for the right reasons
3 you are waaaaay to smart for me to ask out in that sort of way... gah trust me i am not looking for a gf
Me: Oh good, glad we got that out of the way, then.
FB "Friend": but i mean it i think we would do a great shoot btw i used to be a model
Me: How interesting :|
May 25th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 20th
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“Don’t make it weird.”
– (via cfranc75)
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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“What made you think you’d have it your way? And by the way, don’t...”
–  By the Way, Hinder
May 13th
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May 10th
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Stand by Obama for Equal Love →
Once we lived in a world where African Americans were property. Once we lived in a world where women were property. Once we lived in a world where separate but equal was a reality, where women did not possess reproductive rights. I would like to say - in my lifetime - once we lived in a world where the freedom to marry was not available to all sexual orientations.  It can happen, stand with us. If...
May 10th
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Fandom Translation
Fan: my creys. my feels. hold me.
Translation: The emotional impact of this episode/line/character is almost beyond my capacity to hold in my feelings. I could really use the support of my fellow fans.
Fan: how does your face even work you DICKFACE JUST TAKE MY OVARIES YOU ASSWIPE ugh i will never be able to reproduce
Translation: I find this person to be very attractive and am oft left stunned by his/her seemingly flawless physical appearance.
Fan: i cannot. i am unable to can.
Translation: I am deeply in awe of this art/fanfiction/person/etc. It feels as though I've temporarily lost the ability to function.
Fan: omg omG I HATE YOU FUCK YOU UGGGH GO DIE
Translation: I love you. Every fiber of my being burns with a passion hotter than one thousand white-hot suns. I may or may not have a chewed-gum shrine of you in my closet.
May 9th
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May 7th
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What fictional character(s) do I remind you of?
thegirlinthecastle: Looks: Personality:
May 7th
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Claire Redfield: Claire Redfield to be main... →
darkbiohazard: Sorry to post this under the Resident Evil 6 forum, but since it kinda relates to Resident Evil 6, I thought I’d post this hear. On Digital Spy, there were reports about the alleged existence of “Resident Evil: Degeneration-Damnation-Downfall 3D”. The title would appear at… I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR AGES. Seriously, if I’m right, I will never stop telling people...
May 7th
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*After discussing my randomly hectic life*
Pi: How do you have time to be on aim?
Me: It's 9:30pm. They can all suck my dick, I'm tired.
May 7th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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“For once in my life, I’m scared to death, taking a chance, letting you...”
– First Time, Lifehouse
May 4th
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May 4th
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In honor of The Avengers...
Have some superhero cupcakes. I made these for my nephew’s 5th birthday party last Saturday. Not my best work, but I thought they turned out pretty cute anyways. The hulk ones are my favorite. [[MORE]]
May 4th
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WatchWatch
spell-weaving: legendofkorraholyshit: gaewh M BOLIN SHIPS HIMSELF WITH KORRA  AND SO DOES MAKOSKKVDSLBDKJVLDBJGD A GREAT GIRLFRIEND OH JESUS I CANT BRYKE WHY? SFEKHDFJASKLLHOAS CAN THEY JUST HAVE A THREESOME ACTUALLY WAIT NO FOURSOME INCLUDE ASAMI Y/Y?
May 4th
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Everyone ever should sign this! →
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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